alwaysblind:

MAYBE if u didn’t want ur son to EAT poeple u shouldnt have named him something that rhymes with cannibal u should have name him hegetarian or something

Fuck! I feel embarrassed doing this. Why do I feel embarrassed doing this? I’m an actor, I get naked and shit in front of a camera. x

"Listen to me! Please! Please! Listen to me!"

webmd:

let me sleep in ur stupid t-shirts and hold ur dumb hand u piece of shit

Christoph Waltz + Beard

badgoku14:

first rule of fight club…dont look at my fucking boner when we fight, rule two..dont talk about my baggy camo army pants they hide the boner

brianmichaelbendis:

Movie illustrations by Massimo

the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off